News Poem

Plaxico Buress indicted. Antonio Pierce spared.
Michael Phelps breaks another record, gets more gold.
Zarate brother sentenced to 72 years.
Liberian "honor killing" condemned.
AC/DC rocks the Meadowlands.
A baby falls a few stories from a Newark apartment.
His diaper cushioned his fall, so he lives.
Ohio police chief arrested in SJP surrogate spying case.
Studies show high heels cause saggy breasts.
A Hemingway lookalike contest in Florida yields a winner.
Obama's approval rating drops.
Five cops shot in Jersey City.
Anti-violence marches rage through Newark and Paterson.
Martin Luther King Jr. streets are gang territory.
I want to have a beer with Obama.